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• when i call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of
u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i
miss u; 4 means
.................................................pick
up phone,
***
• Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai
Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai,
***
• One out of four people is a chinese in this
world. If your father, your mother
and your brother are not Chinese, it must be
you
***
• The Police are looking for a suspect who is
smart, sexy, witty & very good
looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?
***
• im at the police station.The police caught me
& filed a case against me
"possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need
someone ugly 2 bail me out-so
hurry up!
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• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds
rediculous but I can't control my
feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start
luving more ALPHABETS...!
***
• Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't
see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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• A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a
boy and another is a dog how it is
possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....
wherever u go out
network follows
***
• Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al
things work, luv makes al
thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always
BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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