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• Husband: KaL paros WaLi Lrki Mere Khwab mein
aai thi.
Wife: AkeLi hi aai hogi??
Hus: Haan mgar Tumhen Kese Pta ??
Wife: Us ka Husband mere Khwab mein aya tha..
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• Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,
May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya May ?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
Main Main..
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• A Rat Doing sex with an elephant under a
coconut tree. Suddenly a
coconut falls on elephant's head. Elephant
shouted with pain.
Rat : ok ok i will do slowly.....
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• A foreigner had very spicy indian dinner. Next
morning he cums out
of the toilet n says angrily: now i understand y
indian use water,
even tissue can catch fire.
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• fact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey
hotey hain.
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• Santa and Banta are taking a walk,
and Banta goes, "Oh look, a dead bird,"
and Santa looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?"
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• 1 Kabutar Ne Sardar K Upar Beet Kr Di
Sardar: Kutte Teri Maa ne Tujhe Chaddi Pehenna
Nhi Sikhaya.
Kabutar: Abey To Tu kya Chaddi Mein krta hai..?
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• Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle
jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa
lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
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