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• Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband
bola: Aadmi usi ko maarta
hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.Wife ne Husband ko 2
thappar maaray aur
Boli:Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar
nahi kerti...
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Shazada Saleem: Hamara Amma Abba hm se itna
piyar krte thy hamare
sonay taq hamare pas baithe rehte or hm phir b
na sotay
Wazeer: Isi lia to ap iklota reh gaye
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ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay
the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee
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A boy wen proposez a girl
if she sayz ** YES ** then
PATA NI KINIA NU HAN KITI HONI EY !
If she sayz ** NO ** then
BANDRI APNE AP NU ASHWARYA RAI SAMJHDI EY !
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Teacher: Aapko Aamir Khan aur KajoL ki film
FANA se kya lesson miLa?
students: Andhi, Looli, Langri Jo bhi milay PaSa
Lo
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Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho
Nazrain choraty ho DIL beqrar Kartay ho
Lakh Chupalo dunya se MUJHE sab pata hai
tum roz mere SMS ka intazaar krte ho
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ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka
bhai us se milne aata hai
to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side
per le ja ker puchta
hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed
hai ya nahi to nurse
kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi
milta who to meri taraf
dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta
hai
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Maria gets 0 marks in CHEM paper.
Father angrily says: What is this?
Maria replies: Teacher k paas Star khatam hogye
tu Planet dene
shroo krdyay
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